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Political sniping aside, what an amazing photograph! Sen Hutchinson looks exactly like she just stepped out of Hunger Games (the movie).

Wasn't Doug Hoffman Attila the Hun's second in command?

Not only would I rather watch the President of the United States, I'd rather watch grass grow than baseball.

Gorilla lap-dancing.

Posted on Write Your Own Caption... on May 14, 2010, 8:41AM

It should probably be opt-out rather than opt-in, i.e. you would have to request NOT to get one. This would take care of people who don't own computers, and don't read the paper....

Win a Fabulous All-Expense-Paid Vacation for Two to Beautiful Downtown Newark!

Posted on Write your own caption... on April 16, 2010, 8:42AM

How come there's never a terrorist around when you need one? There's probably lots of them who would blow that sucker up for free!

Posted on I-81 commuters held hostage: Day 14 on March 11, 2010, 8:49AM

This is great, except that the column width of syracuse.com's software is too narrow to show the entire anchor tag. The closing is not shown, which could be misleading.

Posted on Some starter HTML code for you on January 22, 2010, 8:40AM

Right. Everything was made by a giant, invisible man who lives in the sky.

I suspect this whole story. Did no one notice the obvious photo-shopping of the photograph? That photo is pretty much physically impossible.

My Government bailing on a wildly successful program after six days? No swindling, cheating, self-rightous Congressional entity would ever allow that!

That would be because Danica didn't do anything worth writing about, Smershie.

Posted on Justin Wilson wins IndyCar Series race at Watkins Glen on July 06, 2009, 9:00AM

This sounds exactly like the old message board at the original cazenovia.com! Which had to be taken down because a future former mayor insisted on it.

Posted on Cazenovia shows us how ugly elections can get on June 15, 2009, 8:41AM

Will someone please tell the senators that if they don't stop bickering and throwing sand at one another, we're going to have to call their mommies and send them home -- at the next election.

Welcome to Photoshop 101, class.

Posted on Caption contest: Flying pianos on June 05, 2009, 8:43AM

Unbelievable. I saw this EXACT same set-up on a TVo'ed episode of "Castle" last night. The episode probably aired about 3 weeks ago. Makes one wonder....

HOMELAND SECURITY MOVES TO INTERCEPT SUSPECTED TERRORIST HIJACKING.

Posted on Caption contest: Take a flying leap on May 29, 2009, 8:31AM

I think Melissa should have won! Oh. Wrong show? Don't care. I think Melissa should have won!

Posted on Kris Allen wins 'American Idol 8' on May 21, 2009, 8:50AM

This is all about Time Warner's greed. Extra bandwidth doesn't cost TW very much, if anything at all. 250GB/month? I could live with that. 10? Hello, DSL!

Posted on Time-Warner puts Rochester on a gigabyte diet on April 04, 2009, 10:47AM

Simone sez..... Shields UP!

Posted on Caption contest: Riot grrrrl on March 20, 2009, 9:32AM

Pretty amazing. Not one single comment in defense of TWC. This isn't one, either. The amount of customer contempt in that company is truly astounding. Where do they think their paychecks come from?

Posted on Verizon moves to offer television service in Syracuse area on March 14, 2009, 11:18AM

Mr. Hart is a kleptomaniac in the classic sense of the word. He steals because he's compelled to, and has for decades. He used to live in my area and everyone knows who he is.

He once stole the tip jar from the ice cream window at a pizza parlor.

Posted on Earlville man charged in Sylvan Beach burglary on February 03, 2009, 4:40PM

Maybe no one will show up. That would be great.

Both companies are completely consumed by Greed.

Posted on Time Warner's midnight deadline passes; SpongeBob still with us on December 31, 2008, 10:07AM

I don't have health insurance. This works for a broken tooth, doesn't it?

Posted on Shhh ... it's the Friday caption contest on November 21, 2008, 9:00AM

Don't I recall that McAuliffe is a convicted felon?

Posted on McAuliffe considers running for governor in Virginia on November 10, 2008, 2:58PM

I'm sorry, but that photo doesn't look real. It looks like a C-M student's Photoshop experiment.

Posted on The air was electric at this Speedway race on October 04, 2008, 10:54PM

Dat's raht, Ah want two cans uh Busch Beah, wun fer me an' wun fer ma sister heah. Hail, it's her an' ma big day.

Posted on Friday News Break: Write your best caption on October 03, 2008, 3:22PM

I think that obese people are taught to be overweight at an early age. It's pretty difficult to deny that kind of imprinting.

Me, I've quit smoking and drinking, but I'm still obese. And I've been trying to lose weight for 50 years.

Posted on Former half-ton man endures hard times on August 15, 2008, 8:14AM

Lock up your daughters! Like the song says, "Viva Watermelon..."

Posted on Is watermelon like Viagra? on July 04, 2008, 7:37AM

Maybe it's the same bear that made the FRONT PAGE of the Cazenovia Republican this week! It's name must be "Paris."

Posted on Update: Bear captured by Route 5 in Geddes on May 08, 2008, 10:47AM